My Racist Grandma on the Telephone
- Nana: What's new?
- Me: Nothing.
- Nana: How was Six Flags yesterday?
- Me: Fine
- Nana: Did you go on the ferris wheel?
- Me: No it's pretty stupid, plus the line is like two hours because there are so many people.
- Nana: They must be from another country.
- Me: What?
- Nana: *expletive* foreigners...